It is often noted that the first year of marriage is the hardest. And to be honest, this year WAS difficult, but being married was the easy part! It’s been a hell of 12 months worth of adventures!
…to the tune of “The Twelve Days of Christmas”…
On the first month of marriage my true love gave to me
On the second month of marriage my true love gave to me
And the promise of eternity.
On the third month of marriage my true love gave to me
Two desert camels,
And the promise of eternity.
On the fourth month of marriage my true love gave to me
Three Irish castles,
Two desert camels,
And the promise of eternity.
On the fifth month of marriage my true love gave to me
Four cliffs for jumping,
Three Irish castles,
Two desert camels,
And the promise of eternity.
On the sixth month of marriage my true love gave to me
Fiiiiiive Italian weeks!
Four cliffs for jumping,
Three Irish castles,
Two desert camels,
And the promise of eternity.
On the seventh month of marriage my true love gave to me
Seven tons of grapes for crushing,
A six berth overnight train,
Fiiiiiive Italian weeks!
Four cliffs for jumping,
Three Irish castles,
Two desert camels,
And the promise of eternity.
On the eighth month of marriage my true love gave to me
Seven tons of grapes for crushing,
A six berth overnight train,
Fiiiiiive Italian weeks!
Four cliffs for jumping,
Three Irish castles,
Two desert camels,
And the promise of eternity.
On the ninth month of marriage my true love gave to me
Eight grannies’ baking,
Seven tons of grapes for crushing,
A six berth overnight train,
Fiiiiiive Italian weeks!
Four cliffs for jumping,
Three Irish castles,
Two desert camels,
And the promise of eternity.
On the tenth month of marriage my true love gave to me
Nine Ladyboys dancing,
Eight grannies’ baking,
Seven tons of grapes for crushing,
A six berth overnight train,
Fiiiiiive Italian weeks!
Four cliffs for jumping,
Three Irish castles,
Two desert camels,
And the promise of eternity.
On the eleventh month of marriage my true love gave to me
Ten coasters for riding,
Nine Ladyboys dancing,
Eight grannies’ baking,
Seven tons of grapes for crushing,
A six berth overnight train,
Fiiiiiive Italian weeks!
Four cliffs for jumping,
Three Irish castles,
Two desert camels,
And the promise of eternity.
On the twelfth month of marriage my true love gave to me
Twelve wine barrels aging,
Eleven bowls of noodles,
Ten coasters for riding,
Nine Ladyboys dancing,
Eight grannies’ baking,
Seven tons of grapes for crushing,
A six berth overnight train,
Fiiiiiive Italian weeks!
Four cliffs for jumping,
Three Irish castles,
Two desert camels,
And the promise of eternity.
Cheers friends,
Megan + Matt
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Happy Anniversary. Be safe. Love Aunt Kathy and Uncle Walt.
The nomadic poet laureate of Bowie.