It’s that time of year again when we celebrate the beginning of a new age with a new adventure. In the past, Matt has taken me glamping in western Maryland, driving on the tail of the dragon, and dessert hopping in Belgrade, Serbia for my birthdays. This year, we stayed relatively close to home and conquered a hike at one of the best-known landmarks in West Virginia – Seneca Rocks.
Getting To Seneca Rocks
Seneca Rocks is located in the Monongahela National Forest, at the intersection of Route 33 and Route 55. It is about a 3-hour drive west of Washington, D.C. It is also only about 40 minutes away from popular destinations, Thomas and Davis, if you’re looking to combine activities into a longer vacation.
The country roads to the trailhead are surrounded by open fields with grazing cattle, occasional patches of wildflowers and 360-degree views of mountains. One might argue that the drive is just as, if not more, scenic than the hike itself. Do be warned, radio service in the area leaves much to be desired – so bring your own copy of John Denver to keep you company.
Finding the Trailhead
Make your way to the Seneca Rocks Discovery Center where there is ample parking, even on crowded days. The building is equipped with clean restrooms and a gift shop to commemorate your visit with the perfect souvenir. All proceeds go to supporting the national parks. There’s even a ranger ready to dole out information on all of your questions.
You’ll exit out of the back side of the building and immediately be greeted with a full frontal view of the rocks that lured you to the site. A sign is posted, illustrating the multitude of ways to scale the mountain. As beginners with no climbing equipment and a date with a cake later that evening, we (and most others) found our way to the walking path, highlighted in green, which leads to the overlook.
From there, you’ll turn left, down some stairs, cross a footbridge and a small field with one last opportunity to use the restroom before making your ascent.
About the Trail
If you’re in for a good time, not a long time, you’re in luck. This trail is quick and easy 3 miles in and out while gaining just over 700 feet of elevation. It took us under 45 minutes to reach the top, but there were others we passed along the way and a few who passed us too. The terrain is a varied mix of loose gravel, compact dirt, and several strategically placed staircases. There are some large rocks and roots jutting from the surface, so it’s important to watch your step. I have one very bruised up big toe to serve as a reminder. Overall, the terrain is easy to navigate and there is nothing too perilous to get in your way.
A very chatty senior who arrived before us was playing a game of 20 40 questions with the park ranger. We overheard the ranger verify that there is a possibility of encountering bears or snakes on the mountain, but in her MANY years in the area, can count her sightings on one hand. So, that being said, let the beating in your chest be from exercise only and not from anxiety over a brush with wildlife.
If you’re concerned about the fitness level required to complete the trail, don’t be. During our time on the trail, we came across people of all shapes and sizes. From young kids that will smoke your ass in a foot race to seniors practicing their stairway to heaven walk.
Scenic Overlook
At the end of the trail awaits a platform offering this scenic view as a reward for your hard work. The platform was where our journey ended, but the brave, adventurous spirits who may or may not have a death wish have the option to venture higher.
“What kind of shoes do I need?” Matt asked the ranger before we began our journey.
“Anything you’re comfortable in”, she replied in the type of pleasant tone I could only hope to muster after playing 40 questions about bears, snakes and what West Virginia has to offer besides the great outdoors.
“Ohh..ok. I wasn’t sure if I needed something in particular to climb on the razor’s edge. Like we’ve seen in the Instagram photos,” Matt replied.
“I wouldn’t dare climb up there without the proper climbing equipment. The wind gusts come out of nowhere and can be pretty strong, ” the ranger said sternly, her pleasant smile slightly fading from her face.
It was enough for us to heed the warning. Just beyond the platform, a small climb upwards is a sign warning of the inherent dangers. Other than the sign though, there’s nothing more to stop you than your own sense of self-preservation. So if you decide to proceed – for the sake of adventure or on a quest for the perfect selfie – do so with caution.
Where to Eat Nearby
By the time we completed the trail, we realized we were pretty hungry. Apparently, we had worked up quite the appetite on the way up the mountain. We remained in a state of fat-burning and worked off a significant amount of calories according to Matt’s watch.
Luckily for us, just outside of the park, we came across Yokum’s Grill. It’s home to the second-best West Virginia-style chili dogs. Yokum’s is undeniably touristy, but even for two people who generally avoid such places like the plague, we found ourselves content with our decision. This may have been because the home of the first place victor remained unseen. Make sure you order West Virginia-style because the slaw on top adds a bit of personality and a whole lot of flavor. It was the perfect end-of-hike snack to fuel us for the next several hours.
Final Thoughts
10/10 – Would return! Excellent short workout! Don’t skip the chili dog at the end! If you would like a real challenge don’t forget your climbing gear.
Cheers friends,
Megan & Matt
